A (Very) Dry Martini

Possibly perfect?

Eternal E-Mail

Another in a series of reality-based tattoos. Though intended for academics, this image can be adopted by anyone seeking to express frustration with the overflowing "in-box."

Another Modern Living Exercise

Your Call Is (Not Really) Important to Us...

You've heard this before. Well, don't take it! Go ahead and just hang up!

Problem Solved

Have you wondered how to make Communion more tolerable? Stop wondering. For the religious amongst us, this will be a lifesaver.

New Cocktail: the Pip-O-Matic!

Cocktail culture deserves this. And so do you!

Balloon Head

Sometimes a gal makes a giant balloon head, just because there was a paint splatter that looked like it on her drafting table. Kind of like clouds.

What Are You Waiting For?

This appeared as a sketchbook entry a while ago. Thought I'd finish it up and offer it to my adoring, if unmotivated, public.

The Deadly Migraine

My Favorite Bands!

Everyone's got their favorite bands. Here are some of mine:

That's right, folks; it's "The Good Life" central over here.

Loose Talk

Have you ever wished you could take back something you said?

Middle-Aged Loteria! Play Today!

You're never too young to play Middle-Aged Loteria. Give it a try today!

Happy 4th?

Mixology, and Life, Lesson

Anatomy of a Thunderstorm

A Little Something for the Teachers Out There

Did you ever want that custom, bad-ass tattoo that really (REALLY) reflects how you feel about your job? You've come to the right place.