Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Academic (Retreat) Poetry

How many of us have been subject to the institutional "retreat?" Upon the occasion of our last retreat at UConn I offer you these poetic words:

Bylaws overlap
My brain becomes fuzz
Paying attention?
Not me.

"Deliverables" and "goals"
Many feign seriousness
Sleep comes
Where is the coffee?

Mission Statement
Mission statement
Everyone adds 2¢
A collective $2.46

Impossibly... More
Overhead projector shines
Certain headache begins
My life passes by
As air conditioners blast

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